That's heinous. I would never do that.

That’s heinous. I would never do that. 

if my walls started to speak 
I doubt they’d say anything unique 
maybe they would surprise me 
by rattling off
some brilliant prose 
then I could steal their words 
and call them my own 
I wouldn’t get caught because 
I’ve got the tools it takes 
to murder walls that talk too much
I’m made of
sledgehammers and blowtorches 

Things Aren't So Awful

out of pickles/what color is embalming fluid