Not Recommended
ritual or recipe
either way
it will make me
it’ll summon me
begin by eating
the spiciest pepper
that you can get your
hands on
then drink
three cups
of black coffee
six bottles
of strong beer
and a couple ounces
of any liquor
now a small cardboard box appears
that’s how you know this is working
the box contains
one hundred backspace keys
swallow them all
one by one
and here I am
but remember
you’ll be stuck with me